A good use for clip art

There are often days when I am....cranky.  I made this page on one of those days. And I refer to this page frequently when something really ticks me off.  It makes me laugh and calms me down. Even if I do still long to cripple..... someone......

I am not sure who to attribute the quote to. I think it might be Oscar Wilde.... I tend to like many of his snarky quotes.  I might find out and come back here to confirm or correct the attribution but be forewarned...... I am basically lazy and once something is written I leave it alone. 

Unless there is a really BAD spelling error. Then I might come back to fix it.  I'm weird that way.